Shelf Ass Goes Blonde
Not sweet. Not at all.
Here’s Jessica Biel in London, reportedly starting work on a new film for which she appears to have gone blonde. As an ignorant Asian, I once enviously believed that all white people would look decent blonde. Clearly not the case.
Jess better make sure her Shelf Ass is in tip top shape when Pippy comes to visit. Because if that ass isn’t distracting him from her new blonde much less attractive face, those cheating rumours just might be true after all.