Shelf Ass the artist

August 8, 2008 06:55:22 Posted at August 8, 2008 06:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know?

Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die.

As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken seriously. As a pure artist, you know? Like… she’s more than just a celebrity.

This is why she looks like an old lady. 26 years old, with a hot (albeit hermy) body, and she chooses to borrow from Katie Couric. Shelf Ass is a dumbass. And so are those who keep insisting she’s some kind of style person.

Jessica Biel a style person?


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