Shelf Ass Suddenly Shy???

October 24, 2007 13:41:50 Posted at October 24, 2007 13:41:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please.

Coming from a tv girl who would still be living only off of Seventh Heaven residuals if not for the gratuitous pap photos of her ass and clinging fortuitously off of the Justin Pipsqueak, this is hypocrisy at its best.

Check out Shelf Ass, coming from or going to a yoga session suddenly unaccommodating to photographers and using an umbrella to hide from being snapped. And still they always manage to find her…

Crazy coincidence, don’t you think?

Then again, she probably knows. Now that Pip is in on tour in Australia, Jessica must know how little she’s worth on her own. And using a prop to spice up her pictures, pretending she’s pap-phobic isn’t a bad move.

Photos from Splash

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