Shelfy Owns Pippy

December 8, 2008 06:21:39 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best hermy sexpot. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here.

Interesting to note - two quotes from the interview were highlighted by the magazine to complement the photos.

The first – Shelfy’s astute observation. A rare moment of honesty:

Your face and your body can get your foot in the door.

So true. In her case, it was her face and her body getting her foot in the door and then her shelf ass holding it open, followed by a boyfriend called Pipsqueak Timberlake keeping it open. Period.

Did you expect he wouldn’t come up?


According to Shelfy:

Justin Timberlake is the one part of my life that is my own.

Like she’s some kind of national treasure? Like she belongs to the public? Sit DOWN Shelfy!

Can only assume what she’s trying to say is that she prefers to keep her personal life private. By constantly leaking information about their lives together. By constantly working with paps to make sure they’re photographed. By walking her dog and his dogs when he’s out of town (photos taken Friday), with an audience of photographers of course to make sure you know and I know that they’re all now living together.

She owns him, yes she does.

Dog walking photos from

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