Jessica Biel’s plans
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There’s FKA twigs and then there’s Jessica Biel, who was photographed yesterday leaving the gym in LA. If I were a celebrity I would never go to the gym. There’d be a gym at my house. Yesterday on the show I tried a great workout called Pound. It’s fitness with drumsticks. I did maybe 15 minutes of it during rehearsal and live combined and today I can’t move. You can Pound at home but it makes a lot of noise so I would have to do it in the basement, only my basement has low ceilings, so that won’t work. And, to be honest, I hate dragging my ass out to classes. Parking, getting a good spot…
When you’re a celebrity, you don’t have to worry about this. You live in a huge house. There’s room for your workout drumsticks and a treadmill. F-ck, I really, really want a treadmill.
Anyway, as you know, Jessica gave birth to Justin Timberlake’s baby a few months ago and has been pretty quiet since. Is she the type to go all mom lifestyle? Her restaurant Au Fudge was supposed to open in the spring. I’m not sure that happened and don’t remember hearing about it and the Instagram account suggests that it’s still coming soon. That’ll be the first step. You think all-about-me Justin will show up for her opening?