It’s always herm on her

November 20, 2008 11:21:59 Posted at November 20, 2008 11:21:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture the hat and the cute dress and the flats, picture it on Rachel McAdams, or Nicole Richie, on anyone else but Shelfy. Love it, right?

But Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, she herms up everything she wears.

It’s not about being too fit. Too fit is great. But the gracelessness, as though a low “guhhhh” follows her wherever she goes, makes “pretty” an entirely inappropriate attribute for the love of Pippy’s life.

Doesn’t matter right now though because for all intents and purposes she has what she wants. People care about her because she’s dating Justin Timberlake, and he cares about her because they’re supposedly moving in to a $4.5 million apartment in New York.

But those bag rumours… thanks for your emails about the bag design. Something about her creating a line of her own for William Rast.

It was a report originating from Star Magazine.


Do we need to go there?

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