Hermy Shelfy at the ESPYs
And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that.
She tried and she SUCKED!!!
Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt.
Justin Timberlake is dating a herm.
Justin Timberlake is dating a herm with a brilliant publicist.
Not even the brilliant publicist can take away the herm.