Shelfy covers every base

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 06:50:00 July 6, 2009 06:50:00

They were apart for a couple of weeks, and during that time Pip was spotted solo all over Europe, supposedly flirting up a storm in London. There were also reports that he was tired of his Shelfy, and that they were taking a break.

What did I say?

I said that she’d take care of it as soon as possible.

And she did. This weekend she took care of it all over the place. She is smothering your face in her truth: that no one clings harder than Jessica Biel. She is the Queen ClingHard.

So they went to dinner at Magnolia on Friday, the paps were there. They went shopping for groceries on Saturday, the paps were there. They went for lunch at Cecconi’s on Sunday, the paps were there…

All weekend the paps were there. See? I love this game.

Photos from and

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