Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces

January 15, 2008 10:20:38 Posted at January 15, 2008 10:20:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious accent.

Still she keeps trying. Trying her Shelf Ass off to join the elite group of girls who always get the juicy roles first. So here’s Shelfy in England shooting Easy Virtue in costume. Thankfully this time she doesn’t have to butcher the accent, playing an American woman who … sh*t. I just stopped caring. Because I won’t see it. Be honest, neither will you.


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