Woah. Down girl
Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed.
Easy baby... why you blowin’ your load?
Embarrassing, non? I’m cringing. Almost feel sorry for her. Such a flagrant case of wanting it badly and, worse still, in front of a row of other stars who managed to get it right who work much more than she does. Then there’s Shelf Ass bringing up the rear – me, me! Don’t forget about me! I matter too! Oh but you matter so much less.
Why didn’t her new best friend Jennifer Garner talk her down from the hysteria? As you can see, Taupe was attired appropriately, perfectly for the occasion. Love it. It’s flattering, it’s different enough, it’s a good length, it’s not too eager, it’s not too lax, Taupe played the right note... and sat back and watched Jessica Biel aggressively try to spotlight steal.
Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com