The Ultimate Overreach

September 28, 2007 14:10:30 Posted at September 28, 2007 14:10:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move?

Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of America. Entertainment Weekly is now confirming that she TURNED DOWN the part, essentially giving up the opportunity to be the face of a franchise.

Super hero action movie stars, you see, don’t usually win Oscars. And the Shelf Ass probably believes she’s better than that now. Shelf wants quality scripts, she doesn"t want to be known for being butchy and herm, she wants the top tier roles – the ones usually reserved for Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley and proper actresses who can do more than rock a toned ass on the beach.

TV girls who want more… the audacity is astounding, non? And in her case extremely delusional. Jennifer Aniston will win one before Jessica Biel.


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