Shelfy in Alba’s footsteps!

February 3, 2009 12:23:57 Posted at February 3, 2009 12:23:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I keep saying it but it keeps needing to be said:

Shelf Ass Biel’s publicist is a genius.

The latest coup for Team Shelfy?

Jessica Biel will host the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Scientific and Technical Awards this coming Saturday. Her nemesis Jessica Alba hosted it last year. And normally, the technical Oscars host gets invited to present at the major show as well.

Last year it was the Alba Bitch. Rachel McAdams has been asked before, same goes for Jennifer Garner. So even though Shelfy’s movies can’t find distribution, even though she’s still waiting on her next role, she’s still visible, still working the circuit, never far from anyone’s mind…

Thanks to that ass…and of course Justin Timberlake.

If it does show up at the Kodak on February 22nd, it’ll be its 2nd time. Remember 2007? She had just started dating Pips and there it was… the herm in the offensive fuschia dress and the Mother Prairie hairdo at the Oscars, pushing out her rear towards the photographers along the press line.

That was actually my first Oscars too. Tanya Kim and I were reporting for eTalk from the balcony position just above the red carpet at the entrance to the auditorium. The Herm was even more hermy that night than in these photos. TK and I were coming up with ways to use her arms in combat and I think we almost missed a cue because of it. F-cking Biel.

Photos from and

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