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When Pippy’s in Vegas...

March 11, 2010 10:20:16 Posted at March 11, 2010 10:20:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia LaBeouf and others. As you can see, her upper lip is f-cking CRAZY. Full Story

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Cam & Pip together again!

March 3, 2010 07:29:12 Posted at March 3, 2010 07:29:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story

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Pip and Clingy Fashion Week

February 18, 2010 12:05:50 Posted at February 18, 2010 12:05:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Full Story

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She’s Michelle Obama today

February 17, 2010 12:43:22 Posted at February 17, 2010 12:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. Full Story

You are taunting Third Lip

February 11, 2010 07:37:45 Posted at February 11, 2010 07:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on Letterman and demonstrated yet again her uninspired personality. Full Story

MiniVan Morning Porn

February 10, 2010 15:01:25 Posted at February 10, 2010 15:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story

Woah. Down girl

February 9, 2010 06:35:48 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

February 3, 2010 06:57:37 Posted at February 3, 2010 06:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

Mr Taupe is contrite

January 27, 2010 07:23:31 Posted at January 27, 2010 07:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship. Full Story

Right on time

January 25, 2010 11:02:55 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:02:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Of course later on, a friend of mine gently corrected me that it was “Ride on Time” but still, the wrong title always stuck. Full Story

Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes

January 25, 2010 07:19:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. You have a gift. Full Story

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