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The A-Team

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 07:54:49 June 11, 2010 07:54:49

It’s a summer blockbuster. A lot of sh-t blows up. They quip a lot. Most of the sh-t that happens is absurd, like ludicrously impossible, and the bad guys squint their eyes and the good guys, obviously, prevail. So yeah, A-Team is a good time, if that’s what you expect. Casting is indeed note perfect. Full Story

Pippy keeps paying off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2010 09:35:34 June 8, 2010 09:35:34

Justin Timberlake’s good standing with Anna Wintour is yielding many, many benefits for Shelfy Biel. She presented the Womenswear Designer of the Year Awards at the CFDAs last night in New York to Marc Jacobs. So Jessica, she’s some kind of Fashion Person now. Based on what? Oh right, Justin has his own clothing label. Full Story

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Shelfy has her thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 13:30:54 June 2, 2010 13:30:54

She insists that her thing is not His thing. That it’s her own thing. And yet, no one else knows what her thing is. Here’s Jessica Biel covering the new issue of Glamour Magazine, perhaps her best photo shoot. The styling is great. She looks great. Asking her to BE great is a different story. Full Story

The A-Team Nascar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 16:00:00 May 31, 2010 16:00:00

We’re less than two weeks away now from the release of The A-Team. I can’t wait. It looks bad. And this is good. Because you don’t go to The A-Team expecting The Hurt Locker anyway. The stars of the movie, without their leader Liam Neeson/Hannibal, were at the Coca-Cola 600 Nascar race in Charlotte yesterday on a promotional gig. Full Story

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Jessica Biel gets a job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 12:46:00 May 11, 2010 12:46:00

Written by Sarah A real one, with her name above the title and everything. She’s been cast as Anna Tessieri Giro, muse and maybe-but-probably-not more of composer Antonio Vivaldi in a biopic quaintly titled Vivaldi. It’s a period piece. Full Story

Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 15:34:02 May 5, 2010 15:34:02

Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into more work for her, he’s the one who’s been landing role after role. Full Story

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MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 12:38:36 May 4, 2010 12:38:36

Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a wash. Full Story

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Happy Shelfy’s boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 12:16:55 May 3, 2010 12:16:55

Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second year in a row. Full Story

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Where’s Pippy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 09:49:51 April 22, 2010 09:49:51

Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’s saving up the killer pieces for when the Pip is around. Full Story

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Him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 13:30:15 April 21, 2010 13:30:15

Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. Chris Evans, after all, was chosen over so many young Hollywood actors to play Captain America. Full Story

Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 09:27:01 April 15, 2010 09:27:01

This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron receives script after script, Biel is waiting for everyone else to pass before she can get her shot. Full Story

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