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Cam D booty shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 13:35:29 March 29, 2010 13:35:29

Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like when those legs were wrapped around his waist. Full Story

Working with the Ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 07:34:04 March 22, 2010 07:34:04

I’ve never had to, thanks God. Because you can be civilised all you want about the whole thing but how can you avoid remembering them naked? And in bed? And sometimes during a meeting? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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When Pippy’s in Vegas...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 10:20:16 March 11, 2010 10:20:16

Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia LaBeouf and others. As you can see, her upper lip is f-cking CRAZY. Full Story

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Cam & Pip together again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:29:12 March 3, 2010 07:29:12

On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story

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Pip and Clingy Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 12:05:50 February 18, 2010 12:05:50

Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Full Story

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She’s Michelle Obama today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 12:43:22 February 17, 2010 12:43:22

Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. Full Story

You are taunting Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 07:37:45 February 11, 2010 07:37:45

Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on Letterman and demonstrated yet again her uninspired personality. Full Story

MiniVan Morning Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 15:01:25 February 10, 2010 15:01:25

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story

Woah. Down girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:35:48 February 9, 2010 06:35:48

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 06:57:37 February 3, 2010 06:57:37

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

Mr Taupe is contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 07:23:31 January 27, 2010 07:23:31

Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship. Full Story