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Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes

January 25, 2010 07:19:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. You have a gift. Full Story

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Shelfy Vogue

January 15, 2010 07:45:56 Posted at January 15, 2010 07:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story

Pippy’s not climbing the mountain

January 5, 2010 07:42:28 Posted at January 5, 2010 07:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Full Story

Biel leaves with baggage

December 18, 2009 07:08:09 Posted at December 18, 2009 07:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a ridiculous amount of gear. Full Story

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Rachel’s Vogue cover and the Size 4 headline

December 14, 2009 09:18:08 Posted at December 14, 2009 09:18:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the much anticipated Vogue cover for January 2010 featuring Rachel McAdams. Our girl has her very own. You like it? Me, I’m underwhelmed. She looks so old, non? It’s the hair. Dean wrote to me just now that “I don’t understand what her hair is supposed to be doing”. Full Story

Portman, Austen, and zombies

December 11, 2009 14:21:02 Posted at December 11, 2009 14:21:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Shelfy loses another one. Natalie Portman continues to work, continues to land interesting scripts, while Jessica Biel, who desperately wants those opportunites, isn’t, doesn’t, can’t. Portman is currently shooting Black Swan in New York for Darren Aronofsky with Mila Kunis. She’s taking Hesher to Sundance – a film she produced – then a comedy called Your Highness with James Franco and Danny McBride slated for Fall, she’s confirmed for Thor (another role Biel wanted), and now it’s been announced that she will produce and star Full Story

Please don’t encourage him

December 11, 2009 07:59:31 Posted at December 11, 2009 07:59:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting. If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world. Full Story

Stay Down

November 27, 2009 08:50:07 Posted at November 27, 2009 08:50:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair

November 26, 2009 09:46:00 Posted at November 26, 2009 09:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. Can we talk about his hair for this film? What is it? Slightly longer, yes. Full Story

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Shelfy & Taupe

November 11, 2009 06:49:58 Posted at November 11, 2009 06:49:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien during which she talked about hiding from the paps using disguises, pretending like she doesn’t pre-arrange her sightings. Full Story

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Clingy with benefits

November 9, 2009 14:31:56 Posted at November 9, 2009 14:31:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Full Story