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You are taunting Third Lip

February 11, 2010 07:37:45 Posted at February 11, 2010 07:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on Letterman and demonstrated yet again her uninspired personality. Full Story

MiniVan Morning Porn

February 10, 2010 15:01:25 Posted at February 10, 2010 15:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story

Woah. Down girl

February 9, 2010 06:35:48 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

February 3, 2010 06:57:37 Posted at February 3, 2010 06:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

Mr Taupe is contrite

January 27, 2010 07:23:31 Posted at January 27, 2010 07:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship. Full Story

Right on time

January 25, 2010 11:02:55 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:02:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Of course later on, a friend of mine gently corrected me that it was “Ride on Time” but still, the wrong title always stuck. Full Story

Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes

January 25, 2010 07:19:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. You have a gift. Full Story

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Shelfy Vogue

January 15, 2010 07:45:56 Posted at January 15, 2010 07:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story

Pippy’s not climbing the mountain

January 5, 2010 07:42:28 Posted at January 5, 2010 07:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Full Story

Biel leaves with baggage

December 18, 2009 07:08:09 Posted at December 18, 2009 07:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a ridiculous amount of gear. Full Story

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Rachel’s Vogue cover and the Size 4 headline

December 14, 2009 09:18:08 Posted at December 14, 2009 09:18:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the much anticipated Vogue cover for January 2010 featuring Rachel McAdams. Our girl has her very own. You like it? Me, I’m underwhelmed. She looks so old, non? It’s the hair. Dean wrote to me just now that “I don’t understand what her hair is supposed to be doing”. Full Story