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Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

October 30, 2009 09:55:07 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos

October 21, 2009 17:18:00 Posted at October 21, 2009 17:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held hands as they left. Full Story

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West Coast Cling

October 21, 2009 06:45:00 Posted at October 21, 2009 06:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry Potter 3 there, the midnight premiere, and the local high school kids were all dressed up, wired, doing cartwheels down the aisle. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

October 19, 2009 09:08:38 Posted at October 19, 2009 09:08:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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Shelfy keeps dreaming

October 14, 2009 13:40:53 Posted at October 14, 2009 13:40:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story

Shelfy can’t cling long distance

October 5, 2009 08:48:02 Posted at October 5, 2009 08:48:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on Saturday night at a lounge in Kits, shared a few words with her, and also wrote that Biel seemed rough – “awful” was the word that was used. Full Story

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The Clinger cover and the People Publicist

September 30, 2009 12:36:32 Posted at September 30, 2009 12:36:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

He shed the Clinger?

September 29, 2009 08:53:26 Posted at September 29, 2009 08:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. Full Story

Did they read for this too?

September 29, 2009 07:22:07 Posted at September 29, 2009 07:22:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jessicas… No doubt they both would have been desperate for this – The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon who gets the pick of the scripts – but they were up against Emily Blunt. Please. If Emily wants it, why bother letting them read for it? Here’s Emily on set in New York yesterday. Full Story

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