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Stay Down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:50:07 November 27, 2009 08:50:07

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 09:46:00 November 26, 2009 09:46:00

Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. Can we talk about his hair for this film? What is it? Slightly longer, yes. Full Story

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Shelfy & Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 06:49:58 November 11, 2009 06:49:58

Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien during which she talked about hiding from the paps using disguises, pretending like she doesn’t pre-arrange her sightings. Full Story

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Clingy with benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 14:31:56 November 9, 2009 14:31:56

According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Full Story

Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 09:55:07 October 30, 2009 09:55:07

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 17:18:00 October 21, 2009 17:18:00

Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held hands as they left. Full Story

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West Coast Cling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 06:45:00 October 21, 2009 06:45:00

The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry Potter 3 there, the midnight premiere, and the local high school kids were all dressed up, wired, doing cartwheels down the aisle. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 09:08:38 October 19, 2009 09:08:38

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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Shelfy keeps dreaming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 13:40:53 October 14, 2009 13:40:53

She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story