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Skinny clinger rushes home

September 28, 2009 09:17:33 Posted at September 28, 2009 09:17:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, ever shrinking in her quest to more resemble Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, on Saturday leaving Vancouver after only 2 days in town for A-Team rushing back to LA to re-attach herself to Justin Timberlake. While she was away, JT hooked up with his boys for a night out at Crown Bar. Full Story

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Shelf Ass in Vancouver

September 24, 2009 09:36:03 Posted at September 24, 2009 09:36:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s here. Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not being offered the kind of roles that ugly ass Natalie Portman receives. Full Story

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Pippy Facebook

September 23, 2009 07:43:04 Posted at September 23, 2009 07:43:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an actor. Despite the fact that, given his track record, his music Midas Touch turns to poison on the big screen. Full Story

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The Jessicas and their limits

September 17, 2009 07:28:51 Posted at September 17, 2009 07:28:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety reports that Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found herself a job. She’ll play Bradley Cooper’s ex lover in A-Team, an army lady who’s on their asses. Or something. This is what you call Hollywood reality. After months and months of waiting, desperately hoping for an opportunity, the most attractive prospect presented to Shelfy turned out to be a supporting role as the proverbial sexy girlfriend in an action movie that requires little in the way of talent. Full Story

Emily > Shelfy

August 21, 2009 07:13:12 Posted at August 21, 2009 07:13:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A rare Emily Blunt sighting at LAX yesterday – sexy and cute all at the same time. Am a big fan. Emily’s The Young Victoria which was released several months ago in the UK is finally opening in North America on November 13th. The Young Victoria will also close the Toronto International Film Festival with both Emily and co-star Rupert Friend confirmed to attend. Full Story

How to use your boyfriend

August 10, 2009 11:35:19 Posted at August 10, 2009 11:35:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Full Story

Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate

July 28, 2009 09:24:18 Posted at July 28, 2009 09:24:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her pipes. Full Story

Shelfy rehearses

July 22, 2009 07:00:12 Posted at July 22, 2009 07:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just over a week away from Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s debut in Guys & Dolls at the Hollywood Bowl. Think about “I’ve Never Been In Love Before” and Shelfy singing it. Really? Maybe JT is helping her. Or maybe she’ll just perform the entire show in a bikini with her ass facing the crowd. Full Story

Smart Shelfy, Grumpy Pip

July 15, 2009 12:13:18 Posted at July 15, 2009 12:13:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s walking her dog. She made sure we’d see he’s walking her dog – this is Justin Timberlake out and about with Jessica Biel’s remaining pet. Yesterday he was feeling crabby and took it out on a pap. Today it’s a much healthier outlet for his aggression. I noted that Pip’s pissy mood was a result of losing out on the Green Lantern – like a petulant child, accustomed to getting what he wants, and then being told no to a cookie, Pips is stomping around in a tantrum. Full Story

Pippy’s in a pissy mood

July 14, 2009 15:06:01 Posted at July 14, 2009 15:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that at the end of the day, he’s better than everyone else. Full Story

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