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Shelfy emergency!

March 5, 2009 09:35:10 Posted at March 5, 2009 09:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel is in crisis today. Look out. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that all is not well between JT and his herm, particularly since she was unable to beg him into attending the Oscars with her. All that however was dismissed quickly… But now… The Chicago Sun Times, definitely a step up from Life & Style, In Touch, and Star (bottom feeding rags!), is reporting today that Pips is itching to get out…and that she is clinging even harder! A source connected to Justin reveals that he’s losing interest. Full Story

Cam gets prettier…

March 4, 2009 19:00:24 Posted at March 4, 2009 19:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Hermy Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I called her hermy too. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. And she was MUCH less crusty too. Full Story

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Birthday paparazzi

March 4, 2009 06:20:00 Posted at March 4, 2009 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday yesterday. Immediately the two were shot on their way out to celebrate. Full Story

How long before…

February 27, 2009 09:24:10 Posted at February 27, 2009 09:24:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week at Late Night. Full Story

Fallon owes Pippy

February 26, 2009 02:57:00 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Oscar napkin or towel?

February 23, 2009 14:09:55 Posted at February 23, 2009 14:09:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I say napkin. Like a napkin tucked in during a meal. But some of you are saying towel, a towel hanging on a bar in your bathroom. Whatever the case… It’s balls! And it’s f-cking amazing! When we saw this on the pool feed, I almost twisted my ankle jumping up and down with excitement on my 6 inches. Full Story

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Shelfy Straight to DVD

February 20, 2009 06:47:03 Posted at February 20, 2009 06:47:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s apparently going straight to DVD Full Story

Shelfy > Posh too?

February 19, 2009 08:20:52 Posted at February 19, 2009 08:20:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Herm will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she isn’t working on anything, she’s a tv girl period, but still, after her boyfriend Justin Timberlake introduces her to Anna Wintour, suddenly Shelfy might cover Vogue. Full Story

Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

February 17, 2009 07:22:50 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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Thank Pip for his style

February 16, 2009 08:46:36 Posted at February 16, 2009 08:46:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled its new cover naming Justin Timberlake to the #1 spot on the list of Most Stylish Men in America. Full Story

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