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Pippy’s weekend in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 12:03:13 April 13, 2009 12:03:13

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story

Everyone > Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 13:09:00 March 10, 2009 13:09:00

Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club Full Story

Shelfy emergency!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 09:35:10 March 5, 2009 09:35:10

Jessica Biel is in crisis today. Look out. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that all is not well between JT and his herm, particularly since she was unable to beg him into attending the Oscars with her. All that however was dismissed quickly… But now… The Chicago Sun Times, definitely a step up from Life & Style, In Touch, and Star (bottom feeding rags!), is reporting today that Pips is itching to get out…and that she is clinging even harder! A source connected to Justin reveals that he’s losing interest. Full Story

Cam gets prettier…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 19:00:24 March 4, 2009 19:00:24

While Hermy Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I called her hermy too. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. And she was MUCH less crusty too. Full Story

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Birthday paparazzi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 06:20:00 March 4, 2009 06:20:00

Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday yesterday. Immediately the two were shot on their way out to celebrate. Full Story

How long before…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 09:24:10 February 27, 2009 09:24:10

Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week at Late Night. Full Story

Fallon owes Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:57:00 February 26, 2009 02:57:00

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Oscar napkin or towel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 14:09:55 February 23, 2009 14:09:55

I say napkin. Like a napkin tucked in during a meal. But some of you are saying towel, a towel hanging on a bar in your bathroom. Whatever the case… It’s balls! And it’s f-cking amazing! When we saw this on the pool feed, I almost twisted my ankle jumping up and down with excitement on my 6 inches. Full Story

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Shelfy Straight to DVD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 06:47:03 February 20, 2009 06:47:03

Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s apparently going straight to DVD Full Story

Shelfy > Posh too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 08:20:52 February 19, 2009 08:20:52

Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Herm will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she isn’t working on anything, she’s a tv girl period, but still, after her boyfriend Justin Timberlake introduces her to Anna Wintour, suddenly Shelfy might cover Vogue. Full Story