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You can thank the Pip!

February 9, 2009 16:20:15 Posted at February 9, 2009 16:20:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he is… He took credit the last time the Grammys killed the ratings. Full Story

Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake

February 9, 2009 11:53:28 Posted at February 9, 2009 11:53:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up…When I was younger… It works, and better still, it means you’re not asskissing women YOUR MOTHER’s AGE! So Justin Timberlake performed twice last night. Full Story

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Shelfy in Alba’s footsteps!

February 3, 2009 12:23:57 Posted at February 3, 2009 12:23:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I keep saying it but it keeps needing to be said: Shelf Ass Biel’s publicist is a genius. The latest coup for Team Shelfy? Jessica Biel will host the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Scientific and Technical Awards this coming Saturday. Her nemesis Jessica Alba hosted it last year. Full Story

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January 29, 2009 07:35:58 Posted at January 29, 2009 07:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… His acting. Full Story

Pippy swaggers!

January 20, 2009 09:58:28 Posted at January 20, 2009 09:58:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know the Mighty Opes has been taping her show this weekend from Washington in honour of President Barack Obama’s Inauguration. Some high profile celebrities have come to visit and more are expected. Those who weren’t able to drop in sent video messages. Like Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake. Full Story

Chicken Fried new digs

January 14, 2009 06:34:16 Posted at January 14, 2009 06:34:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: "I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass!

January 13, 2009 09:03:00 Posted at January 13, 2009 09:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from awkwardness. Britney ended up at a table nearby. Full Story

Ten months to go

January 13, 2009 06:55:31 Posted at January 13, 2009 06:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an unworthy choice. Full Story

Shelfy sucks at funny

December 23, 2008 07:37:08 Posted at December 23, 2008 07:37:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’d be better than Ebola, right? Wrong. Full Story

Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned!

December 22, 2008 08:43:10 Posted at December 22, 2008 08:43:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows it. And she’s pissed. She’s pissed because she did not plan this. Full Story

Dunder Alba Demon

December 16, 2008 17:23:29 Posted at December 16, 2008 17:23:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. The Alba Demon is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. Full Story