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Oscar napkin or towel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 14:09:55 February 23, 2009 14:09:55

I say napkin. Like a napkin tucked in during a meal. But some of you are saying towel, a towel hanging on a bar in your bathroom. Whatever the case… It’s balls! And it’s f-cking amazing! When we saw this on the pool feed, I almost twisted my ankle jumping up and down with excitement on my 6 inches. Full Story

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Shelfy Straight to DVD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 06:47:03 February 20, 2009 06:47:03

Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s apparently going straight to DVD Full Story

Shelfy > Posh too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 08:20:52 February 19, 2009 08:20:52

Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Herm will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she isn’t working on anything, she’s a tv girl period, but still, after her boyfriend Justin Timberlake introduces her to Anna Wintour, suddenly Shelfy might cover Vogue. Full Story

Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 07:22:50 February 17, 2009 07:22:50

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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Thank Pip for his style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 08:46:36 February 16, 2009 08:46:36

If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled its new cover naming Justin Timberlake to the #1 spot on the list of Most Stylish Men in America. Full Story

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You can thank the Pip!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 16:20:15 February 9, 2009 16:20:15

Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he is… He took credit the last time the Grammys killed the ratings. Full Story

Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 11:53:28 February 9, 2009 11:53:28

“When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up…When I was younger… It works, and better still, it means you’re not asskissing women YOUR MOTHER’s AGE! So Justin Timberlake performed twice last night. Full Story

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Shelfy in Alba’s footsteps!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 12:23:57 February 3, 2009 12:23:57

You know I keep saying it but it keeps needing to be said: Shelf Ass Biel’s publicist is a genius. The latest coup for Team Shelfy? Jessica Biel will host the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Scientific and Technical Awards this coming Saturday. Her nemesis Jessica Alba hosted it last year. Full Story

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Please.Make.Him.Stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 07:35:58 January 29, 2009 07:35:58

Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… His acting. Full Story

Pippy swaggers!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 09:58:28 January 20, 2009 09:58:28

So you know the Mighty Opes has been taping her show this weekend from Washington in honour of President Barack Obama’s Inauguration. Some high profile celebrities have come to visit and more are expected. Those who weren’t able to drop in sent video messages. Like Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake. Full Story

Chicken Fried new digs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 06:34:16 January 14, 2009 06:34:16

She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: "I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in. Full Story