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Naked Shelfy is the Best Shelfy

December 9, 2008 07:39:13 Posted at December 9, 2008 07:39:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Silly Shelfy wants to be taken seriously in film, joining that long sad list of TV to movie Fail Girls. Silly Shelfy wants to call herself an actor. Up to this point, Shelfy’s career description has consisted only of: Jessica Biel, great ass, Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend And even though she keeps fighting it, the truth keeps slapping back at her face. Full Story

Shelfy Owns Pippy

December 8, 2008 06:21:39 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best hermy sexpot. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here Full Story

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Shelfy’s philanthropic business

December 3, 2008 09:41:37 Posted at December 3, 2008 09:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. Full Story

Knowing Pip…

December 2, 2008 07:08:57 Posted at December 2, 2008 07:08:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on Black Snake Moan. Full Story

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Merging the dogs

November 25, 2008 13:33:29 Posted at November 25, 2008 13:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches. Full Story

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Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

November 24, 2008 06:19:47 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story

It’s always herm on her

November 20, 2008 11:21:59 Posted at November 20, 2008 11:21:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture the hat and the cute dress and the flats, picture it on Rachel McAdams, or Nicole Richie, on anyone else but Shelfy. Love it, right? But Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, she herms up everything she wears. It’s not about being too fit. Too fit is great. But the gracelessness, as though a low “guhhhh” follows her wherever she goes, makes “pretty” an entirely inappropriate attribute for the love of Pippy’s life. Full Story

Pippy & Portman?

November 17, 2008 07:34:42 Posted at November 17, 2008 07:34:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so did Natalie Portman. Full Story

Those bangs…

November 14, 2008 11:24:12 Posted at November 14, 2008 11:24:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does the Alba Demon know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake and trying to pretend she can roll in the same river of talent. Full Story

Pippy’s so man!

November 11, 2008 13:05:29 Posted at November 11, 2008 13:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story

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