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Pippy swaggers!

January 20, 2009 09:58:28 Posted at January 20, 2009 09:58:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know the Mighty Opes has been taping her show this weekend from Washington in honour of President Barack Obama’s Inauguration. Some high profile celebrities have come to visit and more are expected. Those who weren’t able to drop in sent video messages. Like Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake. Full Story

Chicken Fried new digs

January 14, 2009 06:34:16 Posted at January 14, 2009 06:34:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: "I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass!

January 13, 2009 09:03:00 Posted at January 13, 2009 09:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from awkwardness. Britney ended up at a table nearby. Full Story

Ten months to go

January 13, 2009 06:55:31 Posted at January 13, 2009 06:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an unworthy choice. Full Story

Shelfy sucks at funny

December 23, 2008 07:37:08 Posted at December 23, 2008 07:37:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’d be better than Ebola, right? Wrong. Full Story

Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned!

December 22, 2008 08:43:10 Posted at December 22, 2008 08:43:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows it. And she’s pissed. She’s pissed because she did not plan this. Full Story

Dunder Alba Demon

December 16, 2008 17:23:29 Posted at December 16, 2008 17:23:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. The Alba Demon is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. Full Story

Naked Shelfy is the Best Shelfy

December 9, 2008 07:39:13 Posted at December 9, 2008 07:39:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Silly Shelfy wants to be taken seriously in film, joining that long sad list of TV to movie Fail Girls. Silly Shelfy wants to call herself an actor. Up to this point, Shelfy’s career description has consisted only of: Jessica Biel, great ass, Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend And even though she keeps fighting it, the truth keeps slapping back at her face. Full Story

Shelfy Owns Pippy

December 8, 2008 06:21:39 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best hermy sexpot. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here Full Story

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Shelfy’s philanthropic business

December 3, 2008 09:41:37 Posted at December 3, 2008 09:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. Full Story