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Knowing Pip…

December 2, 2008 07:08:57 Posted at December 2, 2008 07:08:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on Black Snake Moan. Full Story

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Merging the dogs

November 25, 2008 13:33:29 Posted at November 25, 2008 13:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches. Full Story

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Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

November 24, 2008 06:19:47 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story

It’s always herm on her

November 20, 2008 11:21:59 Posted at November 20, 2008 11:21:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture the hat and the cute dress and the flats, picture it on Rachel McAdams, or Nicole Richie, on anyone else but Shelfy. Love it, right? But Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, she herms up everything she wears. It’s not about being too fit. Too fit is great. But the gracelessness, as though a low “guhhhh” follows her wherever she goes, makes “pretty” an entirely inappropriate attribute for the love of Pippy’s life. Full Story

Pippy & Portman?

November 17, 2008 07:34:42 Posted at November 17, 2008 07:34:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so did Natalie Portman. Full Story

Those bangs…

November 14, 2008 11:24:12 Posted at November 14, 2008 11:24:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does the Alba Demon know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake and trying to pretend she can roll in the same river of talent. Full Story

Pippy’s so man!

November 11, 2008 13:05:29 Posted at November 11, 2008 13:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story

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Beware the itchy green hat

November 5, 2008 09:11:58 Posted at November 5, 2008 09:11:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Longtime readers of this blog are familiar – my people have a thing about green hats: the sign of the cuckold. So here’s Kate Hudson in LA yesterday, bundled up in a tweed coat and boots, holding but not wearing (at least not on camera) a stylish green hat. She’s not dating anyone right now but still… Why mess with the cuckold? Am told by sources that Kate had a brief flirtation in England with a crew member of the set of Nine which, in typical Hudson fashion, did not go any further, and she has now been unattached, even casually, for a few weeks, looking for an itch to scratch…which is why Shelfy Jessica Biel has had her ass permanently sewn to Justin Timberlake’s. Full Story

Her body, her bangs

October 31, 2008 08:09:18 Posted at October 31, 2008 08:09:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official…maybe with some help from Spanx… The Alba Bitch has her body back. And how. Here she is last night supporting Narciso Rodriguez at his book signing at Bergdorf’s looking svelte and demure in a very fitted dress, tights, and flats. Those bangs on the other hand… those bangs are ass. Full Story

That’s all?

October 28, 2008 07:37:12 Posted at October 28, 2008 07:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday in Rome Coincidence or conspiracy? Now the studio is pushing her out hard front and centre as the driving force for the film. Full Story

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