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Pipsqueak mows the lawn

September 23, 2008 14:36:56 Posted at September 23, 2008 14:36:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he also insists, through the press releases bombarding us now, that he’s a single digit handicap golfer. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

September 16, 2008 10:22:01 Posted at September 16, 2008 10:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Shelfy can’t contain it

September 11, 2008 07:23:02 Posted at September 11, 2008 07:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story

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Easy Virtue on the Roof

September 10, 2008 08:03:31 Posted at September 10, 2008 08:03:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For three nights during TIFF, Bonyan Films has sponsored parties at the Park Hyatt rooftop – always the hottest celebrity destination at the end of the night, attracting the likes of Kate Hudson, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Adrien Brody, pretty much every star who has come through the festival and a few super producers too. Full Story

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Now he’s Christopher Nolan

August 29, 2008 08:44:26 Posted at August 29, 2008 08:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the William Rast website Full Story

Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio

August 27, 2008 07:20:14 Posted at August 27, 2008 07:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting!  Pip enlightens us: "It's painful for me to either watch or listen to myself. Full Story

What doesn’t belong?

August 26, 2008 07:32:44 Posted at August 26, 2008 07:32:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Full Story

Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise

August 25, 2008 12:38:42 Posted at August 25, 2008 12:38:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director. As a result, Shelfy had to make do with this article at Full Story

Shelf Ass at TIFF

August 19, 2008 12:29:29 Posted at August 19, 2008 12:29:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself in a great sea of real actors – needless to say, she’s begging, BEGGING the Pip to join her for some play. Full Story

Shelf Ass the artist

August 8, 2008 06:55:22 Posted at August 8, 2008 06:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know? Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die. As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken seriously. As a pure artist, you know? Like… she’s more than just a celebrity. Full Story

Taking credit…for everything

July 30, 2008 07:24:53 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:24:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story