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Shelfy’s definition of Everything

October 27, 2008 06:40:57 Posted at October 27, 2008 06:40:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind by the end of this post. Full Story

Summoned by Her Madgesty

October 14, 2008 06:48:25 Posted at October 14, 2008 06:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a star studded carpet last night for Filth & Wisdom as all tried to gain Her Madgesty’s favour. Including Lindsay Lohan. Especially Lindsay Lohan. That’s coming up. Also Chace Crawford and the panty exploding piece of shamef&cking hotness known as Chuck Bass. Later. For now…others paying their respects at court: The beautiful Brooke Shields who, at 2 years older, still looks 10 years YOUNGER than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

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Pip & Shelfy pick and choose

October 13, 2008 07:04:38 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put their relationship on a platter for public consumption, can they pick and choose when we get to see their love and when we get to f&ck right off? Note how they acted with each other that day – on stage, with his “fans” screaming and excited, with the media parked front and centre watching their every move, note how suddenly privacy wasn’t an issue: Pipsqueak: "I'm not here as some dude who writes goofy songs. Full Story

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What would have happened otherwise?

October 1, 2008 13:43:57 Posted at October 1, 2008 13:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

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Shelfy hates her family

October 1, 2008 07:49:46 Posted at October 1, 2008 07:49:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

Shelfy’s Best Work

September 29, 2008 12:05:00 Posted at September 29, 2008 12:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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Why bring a camera?

September 25, 2008 11:25:41 Posted at September 25, 2008 11:25:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

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Pipsqueak mows the lawn

September 23, 2008 14:36:56 Posted at September 23, 2008 14:36:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he also insists, through the press releases bombarding us now, that he’s a single digit handicap golfer. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

September 16, 2008 10:22:01 Posted at September 16, 2008 10:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Shelfy can’t contain it

September 11, 2008 07:23:02 Posted at September 11, 2008 07:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story

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Easy Virtue on the Roof

September 10, 2008 08:03:31 Posted at September 10, 2008 08:03:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For three nights during TIFF, Bonyan Films has sponsored parties at the Park Hyatt rooftop – always the hottest celebrity destination at the end of the night, attracting the likes of Kate Hudson, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Adrien Brody, pretty much every star who has come through the festival and a few super producers too. Full Story

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