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Now he’s Christopher Nolan

August 29, 2008 08:44:26 Posted at August 29, 2008 08:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the William Rast website Full Story

Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio

August 27, 2008 07:20:14 Posted at August 27, 2008 07:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting!  Pip enlightens us: "It's painful for me to either watch or listen to myself. Full Story

What doesn’t belong?

August 26, 2008 07:32:44 Posted at August 26, 2008 07:32:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Full Story

Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise

August 25, 2008 12:38:42 Posted at August 25, 2008 12:38:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director. As a result, Shelfy had to make do with this article at People.com Full Story

Shelf Ass at TIFF

August 19, 2008 12:29:29 Posted at August 19, 2008 12:29:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself in a great sea of real actors – needless to say, she’s begging, BEGGING the Pip to join her for some play. Full Story

Shelf Ass the artist

August 8, 2008 06:55:22 Posted at August 8, 2008 06:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know? Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die. As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken seriously. As a pure artist, you know? Like… she’s more than just a celebrity. Full Story

Taking credit…for everything

July 30, 2008 07:24:53 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:24:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story

Shelfy Hates Fried Chicken

July 24, 2008 06:38:00 Posted at July 24, 2008 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story

Hermy Shelfy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 16:00:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that. She tried and she SUCKED!!! Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt. Justin Timberlake is dating a herm. Full Story

Pippy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 06:36:16 Posted at July 17, 2008 06:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live and played her for the moron she is. Full Story

Shelfy uses Pippy’s granny

July 15, 2008 16:18:43 Posted at July 15, 2008 16:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another beautiful, bold, brilliant play from Shelfy’s publicist, nudging Justin’s grandma to talk wistfully about his wedding. Clever, non? Get an old lady hoping that one day soon she’ll be able to see her beloved grandson take a wife, conveniently make sure a reporter gets the soundbite and all of a sudden, Jessica Biel finds herself making headlines yet again, and a new script from her agent fedexed at the same time. Full Story