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What would have happened otherwise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 13:43:57 October 1, 2008 13:43:57

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

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Shelfy hates her family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 07:49:46 October 1, 2008 07:49:46

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

Shelfy’s Best Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 12:05:00 September 29, 2008 12:05:00

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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Why bring a camera?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:25:41 September 25, 2008 11:25:41

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

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Pipsqueak mows the lawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:36:56 September 23, 2008 14:36:56

Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he also insists, through the press releases bombarding us now, that he’s a single digit handicap golfer. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 10:22:01 September 16, 2008 10:22:01

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Shelfy can’t contain it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 07:23:02 September 11, 2008 07:23:02

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story

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Easy Virtue on the Roof

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 08:03:31 September 10, 2008 08:03:31

For three nights during TIFF, Bonyan Films has sponsored parties at the Park Hyatt rooftop – always the hottest celebrity destination at the end of the night, attracting the likes of Kate Hudson, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Adrien Brody, pretty much every star who has come through the festival and a few super producers too. Full Story

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Now he’s Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 08:44:26 August 29, 2008 08:44:26

Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the William Rast website Full Story

Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 07:20:14 August 27, 2008 07:20:14

No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting!  Pip enlightens us: "It's painful for me to either watch or listen to myself. Full Story

What doesn’t belong?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 07:32:44 August 26, 2008 07:32:44

Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Full Story