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George With Benefits

March 14, 2008 08:04:38 Posted at March 14, 2008 08:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has a front row seat at the Oscars on the arm of Hollywood’s reigning monarch. Full Story


March 3, 2008 12:23:30 Posted at March 3, 2008 12:23:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Connelly in Vancouver running along the seawall – she does this often – on Sunday in town shooting The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves and Will Smith’s son Jaden. This of course is why Will and Jada have been in town. Will is regularly seen in Jaden’s trailer. Full Story

Garbage Books Make Good Movies

February 20, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 20, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Isla Fisher shooting in NYC yesterday on the set of Confessions of a Shopaholic – like The Devil Wears Prada, no doubt the movie will be far superior to the book, especially with Isla in the lead. Love Isla. Loved Isla in Definitely, Maybe. Have you seen yet? They always talk about that “It”. Full Story

Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs

February 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet. Full Story

Pippy’s New Movie

February 8, 2008 09:57:54 Posted at February 8, 2008 09:57:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he is not. Full Story

Justin’s Vanity Fair cover

February 5, 2008 07:12:27 Posted at February 5, 2008 07:12:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has somehow schemed her way onto the list of 10 Fresh Faces of 2008. Full Story

Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’!

January 28, 2008 11:44:16 Posted at January 28, 2008 11:44:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune making out with a sizzling brunette. Full Story

Disney Cheese

January 25, 2008 09:25:28 Posted at January 25, 2008 09:25:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel who does a piss poor Pocahontas. Full Story

Charlize at Sundance

January 23, 2008 08:42:14 Posted at January 23, 2008 08:42:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all smiles and unusually spirited…especially considering the cameras are around. Full Story

Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

January 16, 2008 13:16:31 Posted at January 16, 2008 13:16:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story

Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces

January 15, 2008 10:20:38 Posted at January 15, 2008 10:20:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious accent. Full Story