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Disney Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 09:25:28 January 25, 2008 09:25:28

Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel who does a piss poor Pocahontas. Full Story

Charlize at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 08:42:14 January 23, 2008 08:42:14

Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all smiles and unusually spirited…especially considering the cameras are around. Full Story

Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:16:31 January 16, 2008 13:16:31

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story

Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 10:20:38 January 15, 2008 10:20:38

Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious accent. Full Story

Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:22:01 January 14, 2008 07:22:01

JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she can. In the meantime, am all over Pip’s new straighter, flat to the head hairstyle. Full Story

Shelf Ass Goes Blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:40:37 January 11, 2008 07:40:37

Not sweet. Not at all. Here’s Jessica Biel in London, reportedly starting work on a new film for which she appears to have gone blonde. As an ignorant Asian, I once enviously believed that all white people would look decent blonde. Clearly not the case. Jess better make sure her Shelf Ass is in tip top shape when Pippy comes to visit. Full Story

Cheating on Shelf Ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 09:22:48 January 9, 2008 09:22:48

The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass. Full Story

Shelf Ass Eats Fresh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 03:41:26 December 21, 2007 03:41:26

Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the weight of her entire career. That bottom is undeniably spectacular. Full Story

Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 16:25:30 December 18, 2007 16:25:30

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass. Full Story

Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 08:55:55 December 14, 2007 08:55:55

A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out OUTSIDE or on the beach in a bikini with her dogs. Full Story

Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 14:57:45 December 6, 2007 14:57:45

Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps. Full Story