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The Alba Demon: Losing It

October 19, 2007 07:12:19 Posted at October 19, 2007 07:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost universally hailed as one of Hollywood’s sexiest girls, Jessica Alba’s career is based solely on the fact that …well…she’s hot. But is she hot... STILL??? Check her out last night at the Padres Contra el Cancer"s 7th annual "El Sueno de Esperanza" benefit gala looking head heavy and bottom stick with shiny skin, a rather large forehead, and an almost ordinary everything else. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

October 18, 2007 13:08:40 Posted at October 18, 2007 13:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

October 18, 2007 09:33:27 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:33:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

October 9, 2007 11:25:52 Posted at October 9, 2007 11:25:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese

October 9, 2007 08:29:04 Posted at October 9, 2007 08:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break from his work on The Love Guru in Toronto, making the trip to Wisconsin to catch some gridiron action on a not particularly exciting Sunday. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice

October 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat

October 2, 2007 08:14:56 Posted at October 2, 2007 08:14:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”. Full Story

The Ultimate Overreach

September 28, 2007 14:10:30 Posted at September 28, 2007 14:10:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move? Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of America. Entertainment Weekly is now confirming that she TURNED DOWN the part, essentially giving up the opportunity to be the face of a franchise. Full Story

Shelf Ass Superhero?

September 25, 2007 09:58:02 Posted at September 25, 2007 09:58:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her bikini bottom with her dogs (now dog, singular), to dating the Pip, to leaking details of a romance with Pip, and travelling the world with Pip, Jessica Biel is reportedly on her way to nailing her very own super hero franchise. Full Story

One Ass, One Dog

September 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at him adoringly, thankful and appreciative …after all, he pretty much gave her her career. Full Story

Move Over Biel

September 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh but she’s good. Very, very, very good. So good we almost didn’t notice. Maybe even better than Biel. Turns out Katherine Heigl is mayjah player on the publicity front. The new Aniston indeed. So here she is, just one day after winning the Emmy, conveniently at The Ivy, where no one goes without a purpose, for lunch when stopped by the paps – of course – and a gaggle of fans screaming for her autograph. Full Story