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Shelf Ass Ingrate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 11:05:16 November 9, 2007 11:05:16

Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

Wrong Pants for a Shelf Ass Herm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:46:16 October 26, 2007 08:46:16

Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass took her one remaining dog for a walk the other day. Let’s not forget – she used to have two. And then while no one was watching or, better yet, while she was out gallivanting and clinging on to Justin, the other one got eaten. You will note Biel has been rather anti-pap of late, shielding herself from photographers first with an umbrella and then her sweater, reportedly cussing them out and aggressively poking them with the umbrella. Full Story

Shelf Ass Suddenly Shy???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 13:41:50 October 24, 2007 13:41:50

Oh please. Coming from a tv girl who would still be living only off of Seventh Heaven residuals if not for the gratuitous pap photos of her ass and clinging fortuitously off of the Justin Pipsqueak, this is hypocrisy at its best. Check out Shelf Ass, coming from or going to a yoga session suddenly unaccommodating to photographers and using an umbrella to hide from being snapped. Full Story

Shelf Ass Produces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 07:38:42 October 24, 2007 07:38:42

Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother falls for a mysterious woman. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Just three days after a hermy photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday and conveniently got papped - holding hands obligingly and giving up some beautiful photos that leave no doubt about the status of their relationship. Full Story

Nude & Leggy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 09:02:18 October 22, 2007 09:02:18

Shelf Ass over this? Really??? Because Herm to Herm, I’d take Cam every day. Any day. Always. Here’s Cameron Diaz in NYC Friday. Look at those legs. And the style. Cam’s incomparable style. The nude knit baby doll and the heels. The crazy body. The sexy pout. And of course she has her own fine ass too. Full Story

The Alba Demon: Losing It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 07:12:19 October 19, 2007 07:12:19

Almost universally hailed as one of Hollywood’s sexiest girls, Jessica Alba’s career is based solely on the fact that …well…she’s hot. But is she hot... STILL??? Check her out last night at the Padres Contra el Cancer"s 7th annual "El Sueno de Esperanza" benefit gala looking head heavy and bottom stick with shiny skin, a rather large forehead, and an almost ordinary everything else. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 13:08:40 October 18, 2007 13:08:40

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 09:33:27 October 18, 2007 09:33:27

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 11:25:52 October 9, 2007 11:25:52

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 08:29:04 October 9, 2007 08:29:04

Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break from his work on The Love Guru in Toronto, making the trip to Wisconsin to catch some gridiron action on a not particularly exciting Sunday. Full Story