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Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 11:25:52 October 9, 2007 11:25:52

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 08:29:04 October 9, 2007 08:29:04

Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break from his work on The Love Guru in Toronto, making the trip to Wisconsin to catch some gridiron action on a not particularly exciting Sunday. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 00:00:00 October 4, 2007 00:00:00

Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 08:14:56 October 2, 2007 08:14:56

Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”. Full Story

The Ultimate Overreach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 14:10:30 September 28, 2007 14:10:30

Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move? Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of America. Entertainment Weekly is now confirming that she TURNED DOWN the part, essentially giving up the opportunity to be the face of a franchise. Full Story

Shelf Ass Superhero?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:58:02 September 25, 2007 09:58:02

Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her bikini bottom with her dogs (now dog, singular), to dating the Pip, to leaking details of a romance with Pip, and travelling the world with Pip, Jessica Biel is reportedly on her way to nailing her very own super hero franchise. Full Story

One Ass, One Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 00:00:00 September 20, 2007 00:00:00

Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at him adoringly, thankful and appreciative …after all, he pretty much gave her her career. Full Story

Move Over Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 00:00:00 September 18, 2007 00:00:00

Oh but she’s good. Very, very, very good. So good we almost didn’t notice. Maybe even better than Biel. Turns out Katherine Heigl is mayjah player on the publicity front. The new Aniston indeed. So here she is, just one day after winning the Emmy, conveniently at The Ivy, where no one goes without a purpose, for lunch when stopped by the paps – of course – and a gaggle of fans screaming for her autograph. Full Story

Shelf Ass Meets the Mogul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 06:19:49 September 18, 2007 06:19:49

Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with Dreamworks? A meeting with a movie mogul? If not for JT, how the f&ck else would Jessica Biel get a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg??? Have a look – the other night, Justin pulls up at a hotel in Beverly Hills with his girl beside him, dressed rather appropriately for a business dinner. Full Story

Baiting Hermy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:20:04 August 23, 2007 09:20:04

As I reported yesterday, following his 2nd Toronto show at the ACC, JT hopped on a private jet with the Shelf Ass and dashed to NYC. And as you know, ex Hermy ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz has been shooting in NYC and carrying on with John Mayer… Last night, Pip and Ass had dinner at his restaurant Southern Hospitality and incredibly did not snarl for the cameras waiting outside. Full Story

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt?

As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in baby talk but now she’s done something even crazier. More on that later.

Wednesday, online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. JT and Shelf Ass left Toronto immediately after his show last night at the ACC hopping a private plane headed for NYC. She was once again his biggest fan during his performance – clapping and dancing furiously in full scale worship. I’m telling you – Stage Five Clinger.