Jessica Biel Gossip
Jessica Biel gossip, latest news, photos, and video.
Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with Dreamworks? A meeting with a movie mogul? If not for JT, how the f&ck else would Jessica Biel get a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg??? Have a look – the other night, Justin pulls up at a hotel in Beverly Hills with his girl beside him, dressed rather appropriately for a business dinner. Full Story
As I reported yesterday, following his 2nd Toronto show at the ACC, JT hopped on a private jet with the Shelf Ass and dashed to NYC. And as you know, ex Hermy ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz has been shooting in NYC and carrying on with John Mayer… Last night, Pip and Ass had dinner at his restaurant Southern Hospitality and incredibly did not snarl for the cameras waiting outside. Full Story
Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt?
As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in baby talk but now she’s done something even crazier. More on that later.
Wednesday, online all day, refresh often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. JT and Shelf Ass left Toronto immediately after his show last night at the ACC hopping a private plane headed for NYC. She was once again his biggest fan during his performance – clapping and dancing furiously in full scale worship. I’m telling you – Stage Five Clinger.
Am back in Vancouver and just in time. Ten days in my mother’s house nearly killed me.
Anyway, Shrek 3 was playing on the flight home. Total waste of time though Pippy’s voice was perfect as the young Prince. Seriously … it’s the speaking voice. But if the common complaint against David Beckham is his voice, couldn’t the same be said for Little Pip? And if talent earns forgiveness, then Becks’s prowess on the pitch surely must match JT’s skill on the stage, non?
And skilled he is. Talking is one thing. All-round performing is another. Word is JT delivered the goods last night in Toronto. As I was the first to report yesterday, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel flew in on Sunday morning to join him. She travelled with him to the arena, they entered via underground and she was seen roaming from backstage to frontstage to seats throughout the show. I’m told in concert she’s exactly as Cam was: singing along (only not as loudly) to every song, almost worshipful while watching her ticket to the A List. By all accounts, both were in fine spirits which may be why audience members say JT was much more engaging this time around. JT’s night in Toronto with the Shelf Ass – more on that later.
Tuesday, all day blogging, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hopped on the red eye Saturday night from LA to Toronto. Justin Timberlake is playing 2 sold out shows at the ACC today and tomorrow. They’re apparently shacked up at the Park Hyatt. At this rate, Pip better watch himself. Because now that he’s helped her secure a spot on the A List, as they said in Wedding Crashers, this girl looks like a Stage Five Clinger.
The first photo of Britney de-wigged!
Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, will update when I can.
Yours in gossip,
Jessica Biel’s publicist can’t be happy about this one. Last week in NYC Justin Timberlake was apparently all over a brunette at the Tribeca Grand. Said a source: "It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all. He is notorious. He will f*ck anything." And word is, a few years ago in Whistler, he actually did f&ck everything. Full Story
Jessica Biel is currently shooting a new movie call Powder Blue headlined by Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker – something about the intersecting lives of seemingly unrelated people in LA with a violent twist. Already critics are calling it a Crash copycat. Having said that, Powder Blue is clearly a step up from the garbage she’s worked on of late – Next, Chuck & Larry – and now we know why. Full Story
The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’s voyeur-style Minority Report sections but am definitely all over Pipsqueak’s threshold foreplay. Full Story
Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at being captured again for the world to see: no name to household name in a matter of weeks… I’d be grinning too. Full Story
Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification for Oscar. Full Story
Or a new one. Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet. Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran. Full Story