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Little Pip is a Dick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2007 00:00:00 June 25, 2007 00:00:00

At least according to the Swedes. Ego tripping wanker with an over-inflated sense of entitlement and a hypocrite too – that is Justin Timberlake. According to locals, when he and his Shelf Ass were in Goteborg, he was rude to fans calling out for him at his hotel, shouting out “Are you calling me a f&ck face? Go F*ck Yourself” to people below. Full Story

Momma Pip loves Shelf Ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

JT"s mom cleverly wearing her William Rast tee, knowing that somehow, some way, Jessica Biel"s publicist would find a way for them to get photographed together. Of course the story that follows naturally will be that Lynn adores the Shelf Ass and can"t wait for them to get married. Bet your boob job People Magazine will likely report it tomorrow. Full Story

Shelf Ass Strikes Back and still overreaches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A List attention. Here she is on the cover of the newest GQ showing off, of course, her killer body. Full Story

Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story

Shelf Ass Who???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. Full Story

Look Out Shelf Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely leaked by her clever, clever publicist. Full Story

Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be considered among the “top tier” of girls – the Scarjos, the Portmans. Full Story

Josh Duhamel: MTV Beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Sooooooo hot. So hot. Josh Duhamel on hand to pimp Transformers and present an award – such a good looking manboy, too bad about that nastiness on his arm, you know? Though to be fair, she wasn’t completely unfortunate last night. To be fair, she was actually rather palatable – plain black dress, killer body, no ghetto ass clip on nails … but I digress. Full Story

MTV Movie Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’t matter, do they? All that matters is who wore what and that Cam D kicked some Biel shelf ass on the carpet. Full Story

Cam D: Laughing off Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example of why she’ll never be able to make it on her own. Full Story

Who Needs a Raise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2007 00:00:00 May 25, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel’s publicist, that’s who. Went from a no one to a someone by virtue of her ass and Pip’s appreciation of it…to say nothing of the conveniently arranged photographs of her with her dog and on the beach showing off every curve and every great angle. So very subtle, so very tasteful, so brilliantly strategised… whoever is behind the Biel pimp needs a huge, huge raise. Full Story