Jessica Biel Gossip

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MTV Movie Awards

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’t matter, do they? All that matters is who wore what and that Cam D kicked some Biel shelf ass on the carpet. Full Story

Cam D: Laughing off Biel

May 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example of why she’ll never be able to make it on her own. Full Story

Who Needs a Raise?

May 25, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 25, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel’s publicist, that’s who. Went from a no one to a someone by virtue of her ass and Pip’s appreciation of it…to say nothing of the conveniently arranged photographs of her with her dog and on the beach showing off every curve and every great angle. So very subtle, so very tasteful, so brilliantly strategised… whoever is behind the Biel pimp needs a huge, huge raise. Full Story

Pip & Ass go public

May 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Definitely not Rachel Stevens, see? JT and Jessica kissing – can’t miss that shelf ass. So anyway…Do they look right to you? To me they don’t look right. Like Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds look right. And Tom and Gisele. But Pip and Biel? Something’s off. Can’t put my finger on it. Full Story

Not Rachel Stevens

May 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s Jessica Biel. Full Story

Pip & Biel in the UK?

May 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still…it totally makes sense. Full Story

It’s Always the Shoes

May 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz – always always the best footwear. And the premiere of Shrek The Third was no exception. Pink dress, metallic pumps – love, love, love. She looks divine, non? And well timed too. Because Pip was there and you bet your boob job she wanted it bad. To be breathtaking. To turn heads. Full Story

Tranny & the Pussycats

May 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson in Vegas for the 2nd anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge. As you can see, Tranny factor is in full effect as is her full blown skank. How else can you describe the expression on her face while seated next to Mario Lopez? Some of you say I’m too harsh on her, that just because she has big tits and shows them off doesn’t mean that she’s asking to spend most of her life with it shoved in her mouth, workin’ on her knees. Full Story

Fighting Her Place

May 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel is fighting her place. Full Story

Good Form

May 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 on a par 5, using 3 strokes to get out of a ridiculous sand trap, ultimately screwing up what was looking like a career best round. Full Story

Of Course

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story