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Pip & Biel in the UK?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still…it totally makes sense. Full Story

It’s Always the Shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

Cameron Diaz – always always the best footwear. And the premiere of Shrek The Third was no exception. Pink dress, metallic pumps – love, love, love. She looks divine, non? And well timed too. Because Pip was there and you bet your boob job she wanted it bad. To be breathtaking. To turn heads. Full Story

Tranny & the Pussycats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson in Vegas for the 2nd anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge. As you can see, Tranny factor is in full effect as is her full blown skank. How else can you describe the expression on her face while seated next to Mario Lopez? Some of you say I’m too harsh on her, that just because she has big tits and shows them off doesn’t mean that she’s asking to spend most of her life with it shoved in her mouth, workin’ on her knees. Full Story

Fighting Her Place

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel is fighting her place. Full Story

Good Form

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 on a par 5, using 3 strokes to get out of a ridiculous sand trap, ultimately screwing up what was looking like a career best round. Full Story

Of Course

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story

The Return of Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

What’s sugar and sweet and makes you sick??? Here’s Emmy Rossum, angelic and innocent and doe-eyed and delightful last night at a charity event…per usual. And per usual, vomit rises. Like…what is she wearing? Nothing more irritating than seeing Emmy walking around in white and lace and frills channeling Dakota Fanning. Full Story

Overrated goes to Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of course. But seriously, what ELSE can Jessica Biel do BUT go to the gym, go the beach, go walk the dog, go on Letterman with a great white dress and lovely red lipstick and Just. Full Story

Pip & Biel Make Sense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making up for lost time now. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

If you had asked me a year ago if Cameron Diaz would ever be named the Daily Gorgessity I would have said – get the f&ck outta here. But Cam came back strong. And Cam and Pip broke up. Which is why Cam is showing Pip what he’s missing. How? By toning and bronzing, at the gym and at the beach, and smiling y’all. Full Story