Jessica Biel Gossip

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Cam D: Laughing off Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example of why she’ll never be able to make it on her own. Full Story

Who Needs a Raise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2007 00:00:00 May 25, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel’s publicist, that’s who. Went from a no one to a someone by virtue of her ass and Pip’s appreciation of it…to say nothing of the conveniently arranged photographs of her with her dog and on the beach showing off every curve and every great angle. So very subtle, so very tasteful, so brilliantly strategised… whoever is behind the Biel pimp needs a huge, huge raise. Full Story

Pip & Ass go public

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Definitely not Rachel Stevens, see? JT and Jessica kissing – can’t miss that shelf ass. So anyway…Do they look right to you? To me they don’t look right. Like Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds look right. And Tom and Gisele. But Pip and Biel? Something’s off. Can’t put my finger on it. Full Story

Not Rachel Stevens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s Jessica Biel. Full Story

Pip & Biel in the UK?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still…it totally makes sense. Full Story

It’s Always the Shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

Cameron Diaz – always always the best footwear. And the premiere of Shrek The Third was no exception. Pink dress, metallic pumps – love, love, love. She looks divine, non? And well timed too. Because Pip was there and you bet your boob job she wanted it bad. To be breathtaking. To turn heads. Full Story

Fighting Her Place

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel is fighting her place. Full Story

Good Form

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 on a par 5, using 3 strokes to get out of a ridiculous sand trap, ultimately screwing up what was looking like a career best round. Full Story

Of Course

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story

The Return of Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

What’s sugar and sweet and makes you sick??? Here’s Emmy Rossum, angelic and innocent and doe-eyed and delightful last night at a charity event…per usual. And per usual, vomit rises. Like…what is she wearing? Nothing more irritating than seeing Emmy walking around in white and lace and frills channeling Dakota Fanning. Full Story

Overrated goes to Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of course. But seriously, what ELSE can Jessica Biel do BUT go to the gym, go the beach, go walk the dog, go on Letterman with a great white dress and lovely red lipstick and Just. Full Story