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The Return of Rossum

April 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s sugar and sweet and makes you sick??? Here’s Emmy Rossum, angelic and innocent and doe-eyed and delightful last night at a charity event…per usual. And per usual, vomit rises. Like…what is she wearing? Nothing more irritating than seeing Emmy walking around in white and lace and frills channeling Dakota Fanning. Full Story

Overrated goes to Letterman

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of course. But seriously, what ELSE can Jessica Biel do BUT go to the gym, go the beach, go walk the dog, go on Letterman with a great white dress and lovely red lipstick and Just. Full Story

Pip & Biel Make Sense

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker?

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making up for lost time now. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Cameron Diaz

April 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you had asked me a year ago if Cameron Diaz would ever be named the Daily Gorgessity I would have said – get the f&ck outta here. But Cam came back strong. And Cam and Pip broke up. Which is why Cam is showing Pip what he’s missing. How? By toning and bronzing, at the gym and at the beach, and smiling y’all. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.

She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.

And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!

PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.

PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.

Chip & Pepper but not Posh

April 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

A Career Built on Ass

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They should start teaching this at acting workshops from now on. How a nobody makes the jump from tv to movies:1. go the gym A LOT. Do not work out INSIDE the gym. Always remember to stretch OUTSIDE all the time. Invite pappies2. throw ball for dog at the beach… often. Invite pappies3. walk dog in tight pants…often. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please: Kate Bosworth

March 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a cover that proclaims “Sexy’s Back” was Kate Bosworth really the most inspired choice? Especially when they had to photoshoppe and ENLARGE her legs? Not quite as unworthy as Jessica Biel, considering KB has actually made a few movies but still… Bitch…please. Source Full Story

Battle of the Pip-ettes: Scarjo trumps JBiel

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel? Please step off. Justin Pipsqueak saw the light and now, after an interminable two days of the overrated Jessica Biel, Paris Fashion Week has finally been blessed by a True Star: Scarlett Johansson has arrived. Looking every inch the bombshell here at the Louis Vuitton show, a personal guest of Marc Jacobs with a much sexier shorter buzz, Scarlett is giving proper Front Row Fashion Face and subtly telling Jessica Biel to get off her jock. Full Story

Rachel McAdams: justifying the hype

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"I hadn"t been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep"- Diane Keaton on Rachel McAdams, in the pages of the new Elle showcasing Rachel in several couture creations criticised on the Oscar red carpet. Note the cover - remember Beyonce? Armani Prive? I still don"t like the dress but on Rachel, it"s hella more palatable, maybe because she"s not rockin" a ghetto weave and showing off her pits. Full Story