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The Daily Gorgessity: Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

If you had asked me a year ago if Cameron Diaz would ever be named the Daily Gorgessity I would have said – get the f&ck outta here. But Cam came back strong. And Cam and Pip broke up. Which is why Cam is showing Pip what he’s missing. How? By toning and bronzing, at the gym and at the beach, and smiling y’all. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.

She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.

And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!

PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.

PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.

Chip & Pepper but not Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

A Career Built on Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

They should start teaching this at acting workshops from now on. How a nobody makes the jump from tv to movies:1. go the gym A LOT. Do not work out INSIDE the gym. Always remember to stretch OUTSIDE all the time. Invite pappies2. throw ball for dog at the beach… often. Invite pappies3. walk dog in tight pants…often. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please: Kate Bosworth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

On a cover that proclaims “Sexy’s Back” was Kate Bosworth really the most inspired choice? Especially when they had to photoshoppe and ENLARGE her legs? Not quite as unworthy as Jessica Biel, considering KB has actually made a few movies but still… Bitch…please. Source Full Story

Battle of the Pip-ettes: Scarjo trumps JBiel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel? Please step off. Justin Pipsqueak saw the light and now, after an interminable two days of the overrated Jessica Biel, Paris Fashion Week has finally been blessed by a True Star: Scarlett Johansson has arrived. Looking every inch the bombshell here at the Louis Vuitton show, a personal guest of Marc Jacobs with a much sexier shorter buzz, Scarlett is giving proper Front Row Fashion Face and subtly telling Jessica Biel to get off her jock. Full Story

Rachel McAdams: justifying the hype

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

"I hadn"t been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep"- Diane Keaton on Rachel McAdams, in the pages of the new Elle showcasing Rachel in several couture creations criticised on the Oscar red carpet. Note the cover - remember Beyonce? Armani Prive? I still don"t like the dress but on Rachel, it"s hella more palatable, maybe because she"s not rockin" a ghetto weave and showing off her pits. Full Story

Oscar Appreciation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2007 12:00:00 March 2, 2007 12:00:00

Skip to the next if you don’t care for my thank you’s but there’s a giveaway involved at the bottom that you might not want to miss. Like an idiot I forgot to take my camera to the carpet on Sunday so screen caps will have to do. Luckily the Cargo girls who did our makeup took a few shots from Friday when we taped the show from the red carpet. Full Story

Biel Fashion Week continues…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2007 12:00:00 March 2, 2007 12:00:00

An early exit at Stella McCartney but just a day later, Jessica Biel is front row at Chanel and YSL… WTF??? Note also that none of the usual big time players were attendance which probably explains why she was gifted with such an honour but still... her presence still confounds me. Apparently she fashions herself a style “It’ Girl now. Full Story

About Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m sorry… I don’t mean to mean. I’m sure she’s lovely. I really do think she has a lovely bum. But…um…like… what’s with the recent overkill? A movie that died at the box office, in which she was hardly remarkable, and weekly photos of her showing off her muscles at the beach, and all of a sudden JT is tapping that ass and Oscar wants a presenter? I’m telling you – it’s the Paris Hilton factor. Full Story

Worst Dressed & Desperate: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Ummm…WTF??? For weeks I’ve been bitching about her unfounded arrival on the scene and for good reason - given last night’s atrocious outing, Jessica Biel is clearly playing in the wrong sandbox. Girl is WAY out of her league. Like, did she crimp her hair??? And age 15 years? And go colour blind in the process? Because if you’re going to make such an audacious move, if you’re going to attempt to wrench attention away from everyone else, at least…at the very least … put on a good show. Full Story