Best Anti-Jessica: Carrie Underwood
Rumoured to be a hardcore bitch but hey – at least she’s a professional. Carrie Underwood won the award for New Artist of the Year. She also performed during a tribute and shocker of shockers – she managed to remember all the words. Unlike Jessica Simpson who, if you recall, couldn’t hold her sh-t together at the Kennedy Center Honours for Dolly Parton. Jessica Simpson who has been in the business for most of her life, Jessica Simpson can’t hold a candle to an upstart American Idol. Remind me again why she’s considered a singer? Bitch…please.