Brittany Murphy: becoming Jessica Simpson

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Since when did Jessica Simpson become the style standard to be followed? Why is there a new Jessie clone popping up every week? Did I miss something? Take a look at Brittany Murphy at the Groomsmen premiere. Fake tan? Check. Fake hair? Check. Plastic smile? Over the top dress? Weird ass bent leg pose? Check check check. In short, Brittany is trying to stay mainstream. And failing miserably. It"s like a broken record, gossips. I KNOW - you"ve heard it before. But I can"t understand why this girl shuns edgy and funky and unusual and fabulously sexy. Because she is all of those things and very, very good at it. She is also a sweetheart and I"ve seen this up close which is why it breaks my heart that she"s being forced into a perfect Hollywood square box that doesn"t allow for all her unique little angles and quirks. One day, hopefully before it"s too late, Brittany Murphy will reject the mold. Til then, it"s Jessica Simpson overload day in and day out. Photos from Gossip Rocks
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