Jessica Simpson: new brown, still tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Ken Paves is at it again. I call this Hope Hair. You ever watch Days of Our Lives? I watched in the glory 80s, stopped after tenth grade. Bo and Hope – my favourite couple. Kristian Alfonso was Eva Longoria before Eva Longoria. Loved her. Then she dropped a ton of weight and put in some scary ass tits, though I heard she’s since chilled out a bit...but I digress. The point is layers and brown hair always reminds me of Hope Brady. And now Jess is rockin’ the Hope Brady in her peculiar tranny style. I’m telling you – Jessica Simpson has no friends. Kev Paves is not a friend. How can I friend send her out with balls between her legs day in and day out? Friends don’t let friends look like trannies. Jessica Simpson needs good friends. X17

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