From Chelsea: on c*ck size

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00
Not that I ever want to correct such an intelligent, beautiful, and gossipaccurate woman as yourself, but actually Lainey, its not usually the drummer who hangs down to the ground in the rock bands. They"re the rabbit-esque f*ckers that give you a concussion before its all over, its the bass players that are stacked. Take it from a string ps - I love all the sh*ttalking about Jessica, what a crackhead bitch she is..... Dear Chelsea: On behalf of thousands of young women out there, I thank you for your public service announcement. I also want to thank you for calling Jessica Simpson a crackhead bitch. That alone deserves a mention on my site.

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