Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond girls generally give great hair.
Now I know it"s a broken record but tell me - how is THIS considered great hair?
You that girl, the girl on the tv drama, the girl workin" in the diner, the girl always up to no good, the girl always skankin" on someone"s husband, the one with no friends, just booty calls - that"s the girl who would rock this "do. And while that"s probably not a stretch for Jessie, my biggest problem with it is the fact that she"s pimpin" hair products, that her stylist has been lauded with his very own Beverly Hills salon, that his name is spoken among the glitteratti as the man for your mane.
When I last checked, Jessica Simpson was 26. No 26 year old in Hollywood, even one born to suck cock, should be walking around like this E-VER. So please, take the Ken Paves adulation somewhere else, or better yet, put it at the feet of Chris McMillan, longtime confidante and tress manager for Jennifer Aniston whose hair, no matter how often she bores me, is undoubtedly without equal.