Improved but Unwelcome

May 17, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 17, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See what I meant earlier about letting in the riffraff? On the one hand there’s Juliette Binoche, on the other there’s this tranny, looking marginally improved last night in Cannes at the Louis Vuitton party but still far from there. The pattern – isn’t this what you’d slip over a bikini on the beach?

And why is Jessica Simpson at the Cannes Film Festival? Because she’s promoting her next project Major Movie Star about an actress whose career falls to sh-t so she joins the army…sound familiar? Sound like Private Benjamin? As if it’s not enough for her to get pissed on by John Mayer she has to turn around and piss on the classics?

First Working Girl and now Private Benjamin?

Jessica Simpson needs to be quarantined, non?

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