This is How Pt 1

April 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that any amount of surgery or martian intervention could changes things and of course, Jessica Simpson is not even the smallest fraction of what Kate Winslet is but still… both by Hollywood standards are not stick insects, both have curves, both have bodies that are probably hated by Anna Wintour and in spite of all that, few can come close to the gorgessity of Kate Winslet.

This is how it’s done.

Kate arriving at a photo shoot yesterday looking fresh and spring and beautiful and breezy, like a real woman with breasts and meat on her bones and nary the hint of a penis or a f*cking tube around her waist.

No but seriously… I’m still not over it. What the HELL is wrong with Jessica Simpson???


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