Lilo’s Tenty Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all over heavy and in Hollywood who the hell wants to look heavy? I call it Tenty Tits Syndrome: big boobs push out the ensemble, in this case, the material can’t fall back inwards, so it ends up hanging from her chest straight down, cutting out the waist and the curves, leaving a rather shapeless blob. Still…let’s focus on the positive, shall we? The face is reasonably clean, I don’t see any fresh cuts, she’s not drunk yet, and she hasn’t called anyone a c*nt in almost a week. Small mercies. Source

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