Stumpy legs went to NYC and jammed her tits into a white Michael Kors. But here"s the problem with Jessie, aside from the obvious. The problem with Jessie is that her tits cheapen everything she wears. Which is why I think she"s an excellent candidate for breast reduction. The narrow sloping shoulders, the small waist, the short stubby legs - it"s a bad combination but just a one cup downsize would do wonders.
Still…no amount of breast work can fix that face. Is it just me or is she getting more unattractive by the day? Poor thing. I heard she had a friggin" meltdown after the MTV Movie Awards the other night. My sources say she apparently she lost it in the limo afterwards and rumour has it, she was jonesin" for a bump. All conjecture of course but by all accounts, she"s barely holding up. Which is where Ken comes in. I hear he"s "her rock". Hmmm…wonder how Daddy feels about that.