Fire Your Father
Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career.
Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for her that suck ass. Because he is a greedy perv. And because, let’s face it, why would producers offer any plum projects to Jessica Simpson??? Please!
Needless to say, Major Movie Star will likely suffer the same fate. Remember, this is a film that went to Cannes BEFORE production started to drum up interest – never a good sign. Of course Joe was behind BOTH projects.
Girl needs to fire her father. Going country and reconnecting with Texas is a good start. But moving forward… Joe has to go. And bring in Simon Fuller, manager of the Spice Girls, tbrilliant master of turning talentless into profit.