Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00
And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. Tired and haggard and very, very OLD. Never thought I"d say this but she"s much more attractive when she"s getting gangbanged by the Jackass crew (and/or Maroon 5) on a regular basis. Now that Paris has freed the Greeks, maybe Jessie will finally see some action.

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