Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully.
How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel?
The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp of the Mall Weave, the Soap Opera blow out, the tackiest locks in the business, not good enough for Vanity Fair, not good enough for high fashion photo shoots, resulting in a commercial loss from Miu Miu for Jessica Simpson…
And now JLo is dipping her mane in this low classy trash?
Do you remember the makeup disaster that resulted when she dumped Scott Barnes? Where the hell is Oribe?
Anyone, gossips…anyone but Ken Paves.