Porny & Renner: late night business
They were supposedly hooking up around Oscar time but those rumours were never fully realised. Both my Porny and Jeremy Renner however were at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last weekend and Us Weekly claims that they exchanged some chemistry. At a hotel. Late at night. Not surprisingly, they describe it as a “sneaking around” situation. Because Jessica Simpson is always sold dirty.
Apparently they were staying at the same hotel. According to the Us sources, they arrived that night within 30 seconds of each other and are definitely f-cking. It seems a little... circumstantial... but then again, I’m photo assuming from this image, taken of them at the event, all eyes on Porny, and Jeremy’s eyes all over Porny, and I’m thinking if she was giving it up that night, there’s no doubt he was taking. He looks like a man who would enjoy some Sexual Napalm.
By the way, you know how I’ve always noted that he was so hot in The Hurt Locker and so not everywhere else? Just came across these photos dated April 20th at the Steel Panther House of Blues show when Jeremy joined the band on stage for a few songs after getting pulled up by the lead singer. There’s a spark, non? A hint of the sex that was pulsing in the movie? It’s there.
As for Jessica, she’s in New York for an event this week and managed to stuff her tits into a black dress out and about yesterday. I like it.
And finally...this Us Weekly video is killing me with the Lil Jon factor. Most random sh-t ever. And it also reminds me, sadly, of Chappelle’s Show. Gone too soon.