Defined by Men

July 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves.

But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl"s girls can relate to.

Because while she may be a girly girl, she is also a boy"s girl. A girl who lives for a boy, a girl who is validated through a boy.

Those of you who’ve been reading the site for a while may recall an article posted almost exactly a year ago, on July 21st 2006, about the difference between Women Who Dress for Women and Women Who Dress for Men Women Who Dress for Women and Women Who Dress for Men  – 2 style categories that define the kind of girl you are.

Women Who Dress for Women dress for girls and gays. We could give a sh-t what Hugh Hefner and Pamela Anderson think of our style. Tom Ford on the other hand…Tom’s word is gospel. Carine Roitfeld too. Straight men just don’t get it, you know? My husband doesn’t get my bright purple sparkly leggings from American Apparel. But Duana… Duana TOTALLY gets my purple sparkly leggings.

Jessica on the other hand. Well now Jessica Simpson definitely dresses for c*ck, admittedly so.

New issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Jessica addresses plastic surgery and her wardrobe:

“I love the bump in my nose. People have said that I’ve had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed everyday of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right? But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted...Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

I believe her about her tits… that they are all hers. But didn’t she get her lips done? Didn’t she admit to that? Lip injections don’t count as plastic surgery? Just sayin’…

As for her clothing choices:
“I dress for men. I dress for men and myself. If I’m dressing for men, then I know it’s good for myself!”

There you have it. The girl straight up just confirmed it – she is DEFINED by a man’s perception, Hate to get all Oprah on your ass but for those who’ve complained in the past that I’m too harsh, too vicious on the dumb twat… well why the f&ck not?

Is this the kind of example that deserves kindness?



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