Oh right. Let’s not forget Madonna – also hogging the spotlight once earmarked for poor Jennifer Aniston.
Truth be told – I’m tired of the baby saga. The biological father won’t shut up, Mrs Ritchie won’t shut up, Guy won’t speak up, and because of it all, my girl can’t find the time to redo her roots.
Where are her priorities?
Her Madgesty in NYC, headed for yet another interview, looking fabulously stylish pushing 50, the season’s hot bag in hand, the new trend in denim on her hips.
All hail Kate Moss – Palazzo jeans are the new skinny, expected to take over our wardrobes in, let’s say, 3 months? Now I’m all over the fashion bandwagon, I’m all over whoring to the latest “it” like any blind follower (hello Sienna Miller!), but I also have short legs and a rambunctious rump, along with a pair of disproportionately large tits. Needless to say, palazzos are a nightmare.
And oh holy f&ck. I just realized ….
I am Jessica Simpson.