Tranny Game Jinx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 10:49:00 March 19, 2008 10:49:00

Tony Romo took away Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Crazy how you miss certain things, non?

But it’s undeniable, Tony’s Jess is the best Jess since... well… since ever. And looking good is never bad. What’s bad is not winning. And Jess doesn’t win much. Last night was no exception.

She and Tony were at the Lakers/Mavs game in Dallas because she’s, like, so fully country now and despite the efforts of her large ass mouth, unfortunately her team came out on the losing end.

Still… they are the cutest together. They look right together. Although he might need a little Hollywood touch on the style tip. Tony Romo always looks like a greasy groomsman at a wedding. Slick and cheese. The one who’s always trying to lance one of the cousins of the bride.

Maybe Ken Paves can help with that. Boy needs some gay in his life…


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