With Nick Lachey is tacky ass bad and too much cleave. With John Mayer she wore her pants high-waisted, her face bloated, and everything else tranny. With Tony Romo, ever since Tony Romo, it’s been a whole new Jess. Proof of that is in the hair. The hair has not looked budget or ghetto weaved, not once. Her tits have not poured out, have not struggled against the seams, not once.
Can you believe it?
Here she is in New York last night with Tony after dinner – gorgeous and fresh faced and subtle…only the bag is offensive and, well, some things you can never fix. Like her c*ck lips. Which, for a girl who lives for guys, is something you just can’t part with.
Love Jess and Tony. Love, love, love.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com