Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu

April 30, 2009 09:18:05 Posted at April 30, 2009 09:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly.

I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly.

Because I don’t believe John Mayer can get hard for the same person after he’s already had her.

I do love this story though because it gives me an excuse to attach two of my favourite Porny Douchey photos of all time.

Jessica and John at the Costume Institute Gala two years ago. You think it’s bad in photos? Lara and I were there. It was worse, and BETTER, in person. When she turned around in that Cavalli and showed us her back fat, angels started singing to our smutty souls. Like, we had to light up a cigarette afterwards to commemorate the moment.

Also – remember John’s Shame Face? He walked around with that throughout their entire relationship.

Next up for Porny…

She’s just such a giver, you know?

On May 9th, according to her website, Porny will perform in San Antonio.

At SeaWorld of Texas.

Thank you Jessica. Today is a fried rice day.

Photos from Doug Meszler/London Entertainment/

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