I would get a reduction
A major improvement on that tacky ass sh-t she was wearing during the day yesterday – click here if you missed it – this is Porny out for dinner last night in New York with her mother in a sleek black dress with a little leather jacket and a pair of undoubtedly expensive shoes that she manages, in her trademark way, to make look cheap by simply wearing them.
Those tits will cheapen everything.
True. I’ve never been a breast girl. If you’ve been reading this blog a while you know this already: hate mine, wish they were flat.
Having said that, it doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate them on other people. Even the big ones. Like Salma Hayek. She makes them work without looking budget.
On Jessica Simpson they just look porny.
If I were her, I would get a reduction.
Of course I’m not her. I am not That Girl. I’m the girl who cares more about the other girls. Porny is the girl who walks into the room and only searches out the men.
So yeah no, this is not attractive to me. Without the heaving cleave it would be much more attractive to me. But Porny doesn’t dress for me. Porny dresses for boys. There’s no art in dressing for boys. It’s too easy.
Photos from Jose Perez/Splashnewsonline.com