Porny consolation

January 5, 2009 07:29:32 Posted at January 5, 2009 07:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s actually not porny at all here. What she is is very, very pretty. Always pretty when she’s not tackied up.

Jessica accompanied Tony Romo back to Dallas this weekend after celebrating new year’s in Miami, trying to help him forget about his embarrassing three turnovers that led to the Cowboys loss to the Philadelphia Eagles that kept them out of the playoffs.

His poor performance was initially blamed on a rib injury that Romo downplayed at the post presser, saying instead that he needed to elevate his game. Indeed. He’s NEVER won in the playoffs, his December performances have been dismal, they signed him to $6 million a year without any longterm legitimate justification… and he’s considered a marquee quarterback?

Maybe Jessica Simpson should get a cut of that, non? She the only thing keeping him relevant.

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