Will Granny hate Tranny?

July 21, 2008 06:16:27 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:16:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. She was joined by a supportive Tony and as you can see, looks absolutely delighted to have him there.

Jess is pimping her new album and debuted a song inspired by her beau:
Tonight there"s this guy here, he throws a football and he"s really good at it. He"s my better tomorrow and I wrote this song for him.

The good news… Pimp Daddy Joe, by all accounts, has totally backed off. Word is, Jess and Tony are solid for now.

The bad news?

Jessica’s “Tony” song is called You’re My Sunday and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is going to blow a Botox injection when she finds out Jessica stole Sunday and used it in a song.

Because Gran would have wanted to own the word. Gran would have wanted proprietary rights to all Sunday associations. Now Sunday has been soiled by a Porny and an athlete.

Granny hates Tranny. Tranny look out.

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